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Here I'll dump things that would be out of place on any of the other pages of this website.

So take cover.



Most Wanted
Did you know that...
Don't bookmark Rombocop
Rombocop world domination!
Where was I?
Poll archive
Which will oldham/palace/bonnie prince billy album am I?
Are you a grammar god too?
Talents I have no use for



Most wanted

Here's some stuff I want.
  • a dvd player: we have more than 10 dvds but no player, which is kind of silly. Well, my pc has one, but annelies refuses to watch dvds on my pc screen (women!) CHECK
  • of course, world peace and all, but that goes without saying
  • a watch: now I have a really cool one that I still have to wind up every morning. But it keeps lagging behind. CHECK
  • a wallet (WITH a small window for pictures): after one year of Dadness I realised that I still didn't have a picture of elliott (or annelies for that matter) in my wallet. I'm sure I'll burn in hell for this, but I will try to make up for it nonetheless (can't blame me for trying). CHECK
  • a new bag: mine is full of holes and the zipper is failing. CHECK
  • GTA Vice City (pc version): computer game in which you have to solve missions and raise hell at the same time. I shouldn't buy it though because I'll get addicted to it again (I was addicted to the previous version), ignore my family & friends for a month or so. CHECK
  • new denim pants: I have to wait till September though because they were all sold out. So next time you see me, please realise that I don't look scruffy for the fun of it. CHECK
  • a semi accoustic GUITAR + guitar lessons: I've been saying this for years but I've never gotten round to taking some decent lessons. I've been playing the guitar for ten years now, but I haven't improved much since I started playing due to my own laziness.
  • Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. I read part 1 when I was 15 or so and was blown away. Part 7 will be released soon. After that I want all 7 volumes and read them again.




Did you know that...

Here I'll list things that you probably don't want to know (in this age of information overload) but that you can use anyway to show off at boring parties. Prove them that your knowledge is even more trivial than theirs!

So. Did you know that...
  • ... in Tadjikistan, a healthy dose of heroin costs the same as a glass of beer?
    In case you're wondering 'Why the hell is beer so expensive over there?', it's the other way around. (source: Bitter Harvest documentary, Panorama, CANVAS, 15/06/03)

  • ... you can spice up your bank transfers and please the bank clerk at the same time?
    It's pretty simple, bear with me on this one. On each bank transfer slip you have room for comment if you want to tell something to the person you're transferring money to. This comment has to be entered manually by the bank clerk so that the other person can see what you wrote when he/she picks up the bank slips. So instead of writing stuff like "ref. XYU 21548 CDK" or "Salary" you can invent things like "Drug money: thanks for the coke" or "Alimony: I wish you were dead". Imagine you're a bank clerk: what would you like best? Do this every time and you're bound to get a reaction sooner or later. Something beautiful may come of it! (source: life)

  • ... in Finland, no one dries dishes after washing them. They just let them stand there and have nature do the rest. Whoah! (source: eva suomi)

  • ... if an elephant dies of old age, it's mostly starvation that does the trick. Every elephant can grow 6 to 7 sets of new teeth. Once an elephant reaches a certain age (around 70), he's used up all his teeth. Without them he can't chew so he dies. Cruel huh? (source: De Pappenheimers, TV1, 8/06/03)

  • ... when it's raining it's stupid to think that you'll get less wet if you make a run for it. You only get 10 percent less wet if you run. For you critics: yes, you dó get less wet, but your chance of having a heart attack increases by 15 percent. So if you're not the sporty type, spare yourself the trouble and mock the people who do run instead. (source: life)

  • ... many Dutch people have strange names, such as Zoetemelk, Schotanus, Mosselman, Leeflang, and only have themselves to thank for it? Listen to this: in the 1800s most people in our region (roughly speaking Belgium & The Netherlands) didn't have official last names. When Napoleon issued a law that everyone should register his or her last name, a lot of Dutch people thought it was all a big joke and that it would blow over soon. So what did they do? They invented all kinds of silly-sounding last names to have a good laugh at the registry office. Unfortunately for them, Napoleon didn't change his mind for once so they're still stuck to their names. (source: Taalnieuws e-letter, 05/03)

  • ... French fries aren't even French but Belgian? French comes from the verb 'to french'. Let's stop being so damn modest about our cool inventions! Credit where credit's due!








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Poll archive

  1. Poll 1st week July

    Question: Which girl should I date next week?
    Results (37 votes):

    Jenny: 8.1 % = 3 Votes
    Annelies: 37.8 % = 14 Votes
    Rebecca: 5.4 % = 2 Votes
    Catherine: 32.4 % = 12 Votes
    Julie: 16.2 % = 6 Votes

    And the winner is.... annelies, surprise surprise (did you really think I have the time and/or energy to date other girls with the little hooligan around?). We already had the date last weekend (the castle thing).

  2. Poll 2nd week July

    Question: What's the best word to describe 'being a Dad'?
    Results (34 votes):

    Daddiness: 8.8 % = 3 Votes
    Daddiosity: 5.8 % = 2 Votes
    Daddiliciousness: 35.2 % = 12 Votes
    Dadhood: 35.2 % = 12 Votes
    Daddiocrity: 5.8 % = 2 Votes
    Agony: 8.8 % = 3 Votes

    And the winners are... daddiliciousness and dadhood, each with a whopping 12 votes! To be honest, I had expected a bit more creativity on your part - I just included dadhood for completeness. Well, I've learned my lesson: no more seriousity in this poll from now on. Those who voted for 'Agony': thanks for your honesty. It adds up to the credibility of my poll ;)

  3. Poll 3d week July

    Question: Should I get majestically drunk during the Gentse Feesten?
    Results (24 votes):

    Hell yeah!: 66.6 % = 16 Votes
    Why not? : 0 % = 0 Votes
    This is a rhetorical question, right? : 0 % = 0 Votes
    I guess it's inevitable, so yes: 8.3 % = 2 Votes
    Dunno: 0 % = 0 Votes
    Yes, because you come close to being a nice person when you're drunk: 25 % = 6 Votes

  4. Poll 4th week July

    Question: What do you think of Robbie Williams?
    Results (127 votes):

    I hate him so very very verrrrry much: 14.1 % = 18 Votes
    I think he's a wuss: 3.9 % = 5 Votes
    Robbie who?: 13.3 % = 17 Votes
    I want to have Robbie's babies: 34.6 % = 44 Votes
    He's a disgrace to the rest of us men: 33.8 % = 43 Votes

    Oh lordy lordy, apparently a lot of you want to have Robbie's babies. Well, I'll look on the bright side: seems like this site has a lot of female visitors, which is nice. Hm wait a minute, most of these females love Robbie Williams.... this suddenly casts a dark shadow over my enthusiasm. Relax, relax, jeroen, it's just a poll, let it go.
    I have a suspicion that more than half of these votes were cast by the same person that put a life-size poster of Robbie Williams in the bathroom....
    Another good thing is that 13.3% of you don't know RW at all, which is even better. For me that's proof that there's still hope for this world after all.
    Anyway, thanks for the enthusiasm for this week's poll.

  5. Poll 1st, 2nd and 3d week of August

    Question: Why the hell is this such a hot summer?
    Results (35 votes):

    Dunno, president Bush says that's normal: 8.5 % = 3 Votes
    Climate change, El Nino and other mumbojumbo technical stuff: 5.7 % = 2 Votes
    Don't worry, it's just part of a 30-year weather cycle: 2.8 % = 1 Votes
    The Belgian gods don't like babies: 28.5 % = 10 Votes
    It's a scheme by the barbecue industry: 54.2 % = 19 Votes

    Seems like most of you are as paranoid as I am. I feel slightly better now.

  6. Poll 4th week of August

    Question: Why has it taken me so long to think up a new poll?
    Results (12 votes):

    Overall laziness: 25 % = 3 Votes
    The heat dried up my inspiration: 8.3 % = 1 Votes
    My last poll was so good: 50 % = 6 Votes
    I think nobody visits this website anyway: 16.6 % = 2 Votes

    Wow, thanks!

  7. Poll 1st, 2nd & 3rd week of September

    Question: Should we come back to Belgium in 10 days?
    Results (19 votes):

    I couldn't care less: 0 % = 0 Votes
    Sure, but no hurry: 31.5 % = 6 Votes
    You can stay, but please please pretty please send elliott and annelies back!: 36.8 % = 7 Votes
    Please come back all of you, we already miss ya: 31.5 % = 6 Votes

    Thanks, it's always nice to feel appreciated.

  8. Poll 4th week of September and the whole month of October

    Question: Should I continue this x-weekly poll or not?
    Results (49 votes):

    Nah, no one votes anyway: 16.3 % = 8 Votes
    Please do, I promise to vote at least 10 times on each poll: 51.0 % = 25 Votes
    What poll?: 32.6 % = 16 Votes


  9. Poll November

    Question: Should I increase activity on Rombocop?
    Results (17 votes):

    Yeah, we're bored out of our minds here!: 64.7 % = 11 Votes
    No need, don't overdo it man!: 35.2 % = 6 Votes
    Rombocop?: 0 % = 0 Votes




Which will oldham/palace/bonnie prince billy album am I?

days in the wake
you're still feeling your way around the place.
you're doing some pretty admirable things with
the tools you have. you're wide-eyed and can
be pretty damn sweet at times. you're
"days in the wake".

which will oldham/palace/bonnie prince billy album are YOU?

Are you a grammar god too?

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?

Talents I have no use for

  • I am almost insensitive to pain killers according to my dentist. Unfortunately, not to pain. That's a sticky situation.
  • I am very good at insulting people.
  • I also excel at seeming grumpy while I just don't always feel like talking.
  • you don't have to do anything that's new
    but seeing you try to wins me back
    Last update: 24/07/2008